See those babies right there?
I’M GOING ON A FREAKIN’ JUICE DETOX WITH BEAUTY CLEANSE!! That’s 3 full days of nothing else but drinking 18 juice bottles (ie. 6 bottles a day). I start tomorrow.
Okay… stop laughing now.
When I tried explaining this to my friends, the reactions ranged from full-blown Laughing My Ass Off to dubious concern.
“How can YOU, of all people, do a juice cleanse?”, some asked, doubtfully.
“This is like watching a train wreck. Bring on the popcorn!”, someone else gleefully said.
*speechless*, went most people.
I actually felt the same when I was invited to do this 3-day juice detox challenge. ME? Of all people? I’ve seen heaps of people write about this juice detox, but let’s face it, they’re all skinny girls – all healthy living, little eating, frequently exercising kinda people. And they all went on and on about how they were totally not hungry and it was all a cinch. I simply don’t identify with any of these girls – and fully expect to die of starvation.
As a girl friend said, “OH MY GOD. I’m gonna watch all this with morbid fascination. ‘Cos if YOU can do it, anybody can.”
We’ll see how we go ;)