OK so the above photo isn’t of myself. Obviously. You know, just in the off-chance that you thought I had incredibly long and slender legs and slender everything.

But it’s a photo of my skirt, my very first piece from Herve Leger!

I’ve always lustily eyeballed the brand, because their bandage clothing is such a BRILLIANT concept. I’m….. errrrr…. not one of those mums that snapped back to their exact same figure after birth. I have a poochy belly *sadface*

My workouts at Bodytec are going along well, but it’s not easy to miraculously lose flab. And this is why Herve Leger is brilliant – their clothes suck and nip in all the flabby bits!!! FOR REAL. Here’s the skirt on me:

Not bad, eh? It’s working out so well that now I’m eyeing this lovely Herve Leger dress:

Unfortunately, it also means I’ll have to rob a bank to obtain enough money to buy it, so it is a far away dream for now.