Hunter: You know, mummy, when I’m older I’m going to have a yellow car without a top. Yeah, a yellow sports car.

Me: Nice! I’ll sit next to you and you can drive me around?

Hunter: NO. Carter sits next to me.

Me: What about me??

Hunter: You can run behind my car and follow me.

Me: WHAT! That doesn’t sound like fun.

Hunter: Yep. Cos sports cars only fit two people, you know. And you’re too big to fit, mummy. You’re not thin, you know.

Me: …….